Author Archives: Topher

‘No pain, no gain’

Posted on May 17, 2026 by Topher

What sacrifices have you made in life? As earth’s apex species, we must distinguish between essentials and caprices. Food? essential. Fast food? caprices. Water? Essential. Pomeranians? Non-essential. Shelter? Staple. Movies? Nah. Here are some things that I’ve cut back on … Continue reading →

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SIGNED PUPPIES! SIGNED COPIES!

Posted on May 9, 2026 by Topher

What is your career plan? ‘I look forward to your book signing one of these days. You remind me of Hugh Howey. He started off by self-publishing.’ -Victoria, guidance counsellor …He dreams of a book launch If realised, all are … Continue reading →

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In Houston

Posted on May 6, 2026 by Topher

What’s a job you would like to do for just one day? I’ve always wanted to be involved in anything space related. My dreams have evolved. I’ll build a wall in space, cabron…and have Mexico pay for it I saw … Continue reading →

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Spoiled ballot

Posted on May 3, 2026 by Topher

Do you vote in political elections? Yep, since being a teenager, I’ve been casting my vote in state and federal elections. I’m not a fan of the mandatory voting here. If you’re an eligible Aussie and missed the polling, you’re … Continue reading →

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Quote of the Day

Posted on May 1, 2026 by Topher

Do you have a quote you live your life by or think of often? ‘Some people have a lot to say about lives they’ve never lived, offering opinions on struggles they’ve never faced, and passing judgment on paths they’ve never … Continue reading →

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A bowel approach: unpacking irritability in underfed dogs

Posted on April 25, 2026 by Topher

For centuries, canines have been ‘Man’s best friend.’ From the Chihuahua mountains to the Kazakh steppes, human beings have benefited from these loyal, headstrong, and adorable critters. This paper attempts to recalibrate our understanding of pooch behaviour, as seen through … Continue reading →

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At the Playground

Posted on April 23, 2026 by Topher

Write about a time when you didn’t take action but wish you had. What would you do differently? In year five, I was new to Saint Agnes From the Chinese school I usually got lunch off the canteen lots of … Continue reading →

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Stage Fright

Posted on April 22, 2026 by Topher

What makes you nervous?

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Farewell, My Mormons

Posted on April 17, 2026 by Topher

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Five-pointer

Posted on April 12, 2026 by Topher

What are 5 everyday things that bring you happiness? A few reasons brighten up my day. Happiness is relative. Other WordPress bloggers have varied answers to today’s daily prompt. Even if cloning was legal and feasible, no two humans are … Continue reading →

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