‘Manok’

What’s a small moment from your past that you still think about years later?


Chicken

‘Fiction is stranger than truth’

Note: For a change, I’ll write this post in Filipino (with English translation in the end of course)

Naging guro ko siya sa accounting noong nasa Pinas pa ako. Mahirap siyang makalimutan. Mahilig siyang gumamit ng ‘Yudi pungal’. Minsan naalala ko na may tinanong ito sa klase. Agad namang humirit si Morgan, ang elder statesman ng kurso. Medyo long playing si brod, panay ang ‘Kung baga…Kung baga’.

‘Nakuha Ko ba, Sir?’

‘PWEDE man,’ sagot ni Manong, sabay tawa.

Ako? Isang linya’t natumpak ko ang kanyang tanong.

‘Bat di ka kumuha ng accounting?’ Nagtaka ang katabi ko. Maliit lang yung klase namin, mga isang dosena lang.

‘Hilig-hilig lang yan, sa isip ko. Di lahat ng may kakayahan ay nangangarap maging enhinyero o CPA.

Accounting po

Nabalitaan ko na nag-absent yung isa sa mga kaklase ko, na-miss niya yung finals. Narinig ko rin na nagkaproblema siya kay sir. Kinausap niya na bigyan siya nang konsiderasyon.

‘Accounting ini, ne’; napangiti na lang ako sa kanyang kwento.

Contrast

‘Pogi,’ sabi ni William. Ganun siya kung tumawag. Minsan nga mali-mali pa.

‘Mr Pangarap’, tinawag niya si Dante: he called Dante.

Diretsyohin niyo na lang

Isang araw binayaan niya kami sa silid-aralan. ‘Dito Lang kayo, babalik Lang ako maya-maya.’

Pag-alis ni Sir William, nagsilabasan na ang mga tao’t pumunta dun sa unaunahan.

Nagpahangin naman kami ni Dante sa labas mismo ng silid aralan. Nakaihi ako at nag-jingle. Pagbalik ko, ala na si Dante; nakisabay siya dun sa iba. Aaminin ko na nagkamali ako; dapat nagpaalam ako sa kanya.

Galit na galit si Sir nung nasilayan niyang bakante ang kwarto. ‘Bakit di ninyo dineretsyo?’

Halata na ako, na dapat mas nakakaalam, ang na target ng kanyang pagkabigo. Pinalipat niya ako ng upuan, bago palipatin uli. Sinabihan niya kami na pumunta sa kwarto ng mga accounting major, upang malaman kung ano ang pagkakaiba ng thesis at feasibility study. Di pa nabasa yung mga paa namin nang magpatama ang accounting dean. ‘Itong talk ay para lamang sa mga Accounting students’, sabay tingin sa akin. Nagkataon lang Kasi na di accounting ang kurso namin. Natira kami ni Dante at nakinig sa mga speaker. Nang mag-recess, nagdesisyon kaming lumabas ng kwarto. Dun ko nalaman na wala na yung mga kaklase ko. Marahil ay nag mass exodus sila nang magpatama si dean.

Bucket of crispy fried chicken surrounded by assorted fast food meals and Peach Mango Pie wrappers

‘Isa pang chicken joy’

Isang beses tinanong ni William: ‘Nagpapart-taym ka sa Jollibee, di ba?’

‘Opo, Sir,’ sagot ni Chabelita.

‘Magkano na ba ang isang chickenjoy meal?’

‘69 pesos po, Sir.’

Biglang natawa si Sir. ‘Bakit ganyan ang figure nyo?’

Salamat, Will

Pustiso ang ngipin ni Will. Minsan napasobra ang tawa niya’t nahulog ang dentures nito. Buti nga’t nasalo niya bago lumanding sa sahig.

Isa si Will sa mga paborito kong guro. Okay siya magturo at mahilig magpatawa. Lumisan na ang mga araw na nakikita ko siya sa mga corridor. Babatiin ko ito, bago niya ako tatapikin sa balikat. Kahit maikling oras ko lang siya nakasabay, malugod akong nagpapasalamat sa mga ‘bato sa parang’ lol

‘MANOK: TRANSLATED’

(He was my accounting teacher in the Philippines. He’s unforgettable. He used to say ‘Damn!’. I remembered once he asked a question in class. The elder statesman, Morgan, replied right away. He was long playing and kept saying, ‘Like this…like this.’

Did I get it, sir?

‘Maybe…’, our veteran teacher said, before laughing.

Me? Just one line and I nailed his question.

‘Why didn’t you take accounting?’

My seat mate wondered. We were a small class, about a dozen only.

We all have different likes. Not everyone who’s talented dreams of being engineers or CPAs. Some of us yearned to be astronauts while others repair mangled bodies.

Accounting po

I heard that a classmate missed the finals. She ran into trouble with sir. She asked him to be considerate.

‘This is accounting, ne’. I just smiled at her tale. This is exactly what I think about, that phrase. This is accounting, ne.

Contrast

Many years ex post facto, it still brings a smile to my face. The line is a disconnect between old and new, senior and youth, modern and postmodern. It’s highly original, thus not hyperreal. It can be biting yet necessary. It implies empathy but also adheres to the rules. It’s like that basketball phrase, ‘Hand down, man down.’

If you leave a jump shooter wide open, you’re screwed. ‘Momma, there goes that man.’

It’s a yellow light in traffic, a phrase that makes you reconsider and pause. It highlights the gap between generations, baby boomers and Gen y. Even with valid reasons, empathy can’t be sugarcoated. It must be earned.

The line also underscores the language. He did not pick English. By phrasing it in Filipino, he was being authentic and raw. It also made for a good punchline. Had I been on the receiving end, I would’ve appreciated the dry humour.

‘Handsome,’ William said. He addresses us like that. Sometimes, wrongly.

Go directly

One day, he left us in the classroom. Just stay here, I’ll be right back.

When Sir William left, everyone bolted and went outside.

Dante and I went to get fresh air. I ducked into the toilet. Upon returning, he was gone. He joined the others. I was wrong; I should’ve told him.

Sir was livid upon seeing the vacant room. ‘Why didn’t you all evaporated and headed home?’

Me, who should know better, was the obvious target of his disappointment. He told me to change seats, before changing again. He instructed us to go to the room of the accounting majors. To know the difference between theses and feasibility studies. Our feet weren’t wet when the accounting dean said, ‘This talk is only for accounting students’, before looking at me.

We weren’t accounting majors. Only Dante and me were left. At recess, we went out the room. We realised that our classmates were gone. They probably had a mass exodus when the dean said his piece. Perhaps they were done and playing online games.

‘One more chicken joy’

Once, William asked ‘You work part-time at Jollibee, right?’

‘Yes, sir,’ Chabelita said.

‘How much is one chicken joy meal?’

‘69 pesos po, Sir.’

Sir suddenly laughed. ‘Why is that your figure?’

Thank you, Will

Will has dentures. He laughed out loud and it fell off. It’s good he caught it before it landed on the ground.

Will was one of my fave teachers. He’s okay and cracked jokes. Gone are the days where I saw him in the corridors. I’ll greet him and he’ll tap me on the shoulder. Though our paths crossed briefly, I’m very grateful for the ‘stones in the meadow’ lol)

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Success and self-realisation

How do you define success in life?

When thinking of success, we would list our achievements. Uni diplomas, executive roles, business ventures, sporting careers, pilot licenses. Spouses, kids, houses, bank balances, and pinned places. Life on Earth is volatile. As you claim these rewards, they could be swept away just as quickly. Case in point: David Jones. The world’s oldest department store boasted an 188-year history. Now they’re on their last legs. I frequented their flagship store in Sydney’s CBD, ditto their two-story Burwood spot. I bought many items. Jumpers. Tees. Thermals. Shoes. PJ’s. They didn’t move with the times and got left behind.

Shipped

Success isn’t measured in spurts, but sustained growth. Working on your fourth or fifth book, you consistently overcome hurdles. You can finish projects. Being triumphant doesn’t mean writing for others. The same goes with powerbrokers. Think of it as a read. We live for riveting prose. If our heroes are stagnant, we quickly tire of them. As humans, we set goals. A meandering life is a half-life.

Worldly possessions and victories are fleeting. We cannot have everything at once. Strike a balance between fulfilling needs and wants. Savings today make a big difference tomorrow. Bring rich and wanting isn’t black and white. You can be well off yet detestable. A pauper but principled.

The marathon

As earthlings, strive to improve. Learning skills is a must. Complacency with time and effort sets us back. Going through life without growth is discouraging. Life is a marathon, not a sprint. Think of the long run. We must have the right tools and fortitude. Every day is another opportunity. Embrace challenges. As I mentioned in a previous post, time is galleons. Whether a have or have-not, they have oodles. A finite resource, we cannot take it back. We must make the most of it.

Moderation is key. In our diet, sleep, and moments. A healthy life isn’t just about eating and sleeping right. It’s about the proper mentality. Being altruistic and a Good Samaritan. Helping people in need. Feeding ravenous pets. Clothing the destitute. Quenching the thirsty. Educating the dull. Supporting the needy. Consoling the distressed. Valuing friendships. Respecting neighbours. Making the world safer for everyone.

Deceptive value

It’s not about premium shirts in your wardrobe. Fancy suits. Flashy sedans. Travels. These cool things are rather superficial. They depreciate in value. You might feel good for a bit but empty in the long run. Just like David Jones, ‘Time’s up.’

These closures mean that we must adapt. Department stores and retailers were stuck in the past. DJ’s online system is notoriously bad. One look at review sites affirms this. As a result, their 5,000 employees are up in the air. Many locations are closing soon, including Hornsby, Parramatta, and Manly in our state. Luxury brands like Oroton, Dior, and Chanel have exited DJ. Empty racks are the norm. Despite hawking forty percent off, a mother and daughter were the only ones browsing.

In fairness, Oroton makes good leather goods, including wallets and handbags. They’re an entry level Aussie luxury brand. We’ve bought from them in the past. Oroton offers thoughtful and memorable bday prezzies. Too bad their prices at DJ weren’t enticing.

The contrast

Success isn’t measured in the decades. Some live for a blink of an eye while others subsist for a century. The short-lived had less time but made a lasting impact. Franz Kafka, Jose Rizal, Heath Ledger, Elvis Presley, and Bruce Lee come to mind. Others live for ages but aren’t memorable. As they say, ‘In the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.’

Not bragging or anything but at my age, I have surpassed Rizal, J.D. Salinger, and Franz Kafka in terms of completed book-length manuscripts. I’ve published my debut novel at a younger age than Mitch Albom, William Golding, and Bruce Chatwin. Of course readership and critical acclaim matter. Being prolific in your youth is always a good sign. My range is more significant than the total. Four books in four different genres, plus 500+ blog posts. Short-form fiction, memoir self-help, poetry, and a satirical romance novel.

While being accomplished is nice, we must value small things. Teaching our kids the basics, good morals, and right conduct. Planting trees. Being polite and on time. Dressing accordingly and originally. Being updated on news and current world events. Eating meals on time. Practicing yoga. Drinking morning tea. Reading current bestsellers.

As per The Catcher in the Rye, ‘Life is a game, boy. Life is a game that one plays according to the rules’

A movie called life

Our time on Earth is meant to be lived, not fleed. We must avoid the sidelines and suit up for the game. As stars of our own movie, every production matters. Each venture has major and minor players. We control our destiny. To paraphrase Maximus, what we attempt in our lane ripples in eternity. Every second and act counts, every scene is crucial. We should surround ourselves with the right talent and attitude, or we’ll sink like the Titanic. Through stark darkness, we must forge a path.

Illustration of a robed man helping an injured traveler in a desert, with a donkey standing nearby.
Good Samaritan

Just as we require our cast, we find our audience. Thus, we need the right environment. Otherwise, our project will bomb and win Razzies. Though without Oscars, we might have a chance at Sundance. See also: Coda.

Contrary to popular belief, a blockbuster budget isn’t requisite. We start at the gate unevenly. Not all of us are born millionaires, so we don’t have a head start. We must maximise our resources. Being on a shoestring budget isn’t the end of the world. You make each dollar count.

Comparing ourselves to other thespians is counterproductive. Everyone is different and we have our own strengths and flaws. Besides, perception is relative. What might blow others away may not astound you, and vice-versa. Life is fickle-minded. Success ‘is in the eye of the beholder.’

Ultimately, we don’t live for validation but for self-realisation.

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Sydney metro screenshot

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Screenshot of a digital announcement regarding the opening celebrations and special frequency for a new train line by Transport for NSW. Includes details about train operations, community events at Bankstown and Dulwich Hill stations, and encourages planning journeys using the Transport for NSW Trip Planner.
screenshot from my iphone

Today marks a historic chapter in Sydney’s transport system. At 4:31am the Bankstown-Sydenham Southwest Metro officially opened. Two years in the making, the extension’s cost ballooned to $23 billion. Replacement pink buses serviced Bankstown line stations. Many passengers were angered, myself included. The metro’s opening kept getting delayed. Finally, the state premier announced that the new addition would be under way on 30 October.

The pink buses appeared every ten minutes. They filled up quickly. While reliable, they were temporary. Yes, flashing your Opal card was unnecessary as the journeys were free. Less hassle and more savings. The trade-off was travelling on congested roads and having to switch at Sydenham. Imagine braving the rush hour when everyone else had the same idea. Moreover, the seats and setup were cramped compared to trains or the metro.

First day high

Over a thousand souls turned up today at the inaugural trip. Due to the patronage, 92,000 journeys were taken between 4:31am and 10am on opening day. 103,000 passengers were sighted during the first morning of operation. These staggering figures are record-breaking in Aussie history.

The Bankstown line has been around since 1895 or for 131 years. Then, it went through Sydenham to Belmore. In its early days, it utilised steam locomotives, shifting to electric. The transition into metro stops is a total facelift of the ageing line. Apart from daily works, weekend track work was common on the existing metro. Testing took 19 months, beginning in April 2025. This means that testing took thrice as long as the Northwest Metro completion.

I would sometimes see the metro testing; the blue and white blurs were like mirages. Blink and you’ll miss them. We are a minute away from the station.

Fast track

The Chatswood to Tallawong (or northwest) metro was first to open. It converted existing train stations in North Ryde, Macquarie Park, Macquarie University, and Epping into metro stops. From Epping, it added new stops including Cherybook, Castle Hill, and Rouse Hill before ending at Tallawong. During the conversion, replacement buses served beleaguered travellers. Seven months of busing seemed a lot, but it is nothing compared to two years.

Sydenham to Bankstown would only take 8 minutes, down from 20. Central to Bankstown lasts fifteen minutes. Martin Place in 17 minutes. Chatswood in 31 minutes.

New world order

It democratised access to malls like Castle Towers and Rouse Hill Town Centre. Already convenient, it made Westfield Chatswood and Chatswood Chase even more so. Prior to this, trains serviced none of the above. Opening on May 2019, going to these malls was a lot easier. Before the replacement buses, I only swapped at Sydenham, a smooth ride to these destinations. Before, I had to change at Chatswood and take the bus home.

Subsequently, once in Chatswood or Epping, you must change from the metro to the trains, and vice versa. Unlike trains, the metro is driverless. They come in sleek blue and white colours, the newest fleet in our public transport.

Two columns of new seats face each other. Stations have glass barriers. There are dynamic indicators informing the next stop. Likewise, an announcer broadcasts the next stop. They also inform you on which way the doors open. Between Tallawong and Sydenham, trains turned up every ten minutes during off-peak hours. The southwest metro would arrive every four minutes during peak hours and ten minutes on weekends and evenings.

Second stage

Sydenham to Chatswood opened in 2024. With the extension, you can travel from the former to Tallawong without changing. It would take you about 58-59 minutes to complete. Cutting travel time is a big win. Saving those minutes goes a long way. With less cars on the road, this means less gridlock.

Brand new stations were on the route. Waterloo, Barangaroo, Gaddigal, and Crows Nest were some of them. They skipped Redfern and Town Hall in favour of Waterloo and Gaddigal. These new stops featured modern designs and amenities. Some have mosaics; others include dynamic screens. They pay homage to Indigenous culture. New stores and food joints added spice.

The southwest portion is fully above ground. Meanwhile, only Sydenham and Chatswood stations are above ground in the metro’s second stage. Every other stop is underground.

Revivify

No doubt, the completed metro line will revitalise the southwest corridor. Western Sydney Airport is now operational. The CBA light rail is set. Barangaroo is present. Opal is active. Commbank Stadium is hosting top-flight matches. It’s about time.

Construction workers in orange vests are working on a railway station platform with trains tracks visible in the background.

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Project Hail Mary (2021): endless space

Which book’s world would be the absolute worst to live in?

Still from the official trailer of 'Project Hail Mary,' featuring a man with glasses in a space environment, interacting with control panels.

I took my time with Project Hail Mary. Written by the author of The Martian, the book was 2021’s most anticipated sci-fi read. That year, I finished the book during the Covid lockdown. In March, it was released as a blockbuster film with Ryan Gosling. The picture received universal acclaim and was a box office hit.

Fiction has other desolate universes but stranded in space on a Martian mission takes the cake. With no human company, the protagonist contends with an extraterrestrial who habla no Ingles (speaks no English). That’s a bad nosebleed.

‘Inferno’s’

It’s a different kind of limbo in zero gravity. No Korean barbecue, stand-up comedy, NBA, or friends. No beach getaways and interstate trips. Just infinite nothingness and oodles of time. On solid ground, the latter is finitely measured: seconds, minutes, and hours. Days, months, and years. In space, the vastness is a blank canvas. A continuum, time stands still. The past, present, and future do not matter.

You can make the argument that wandering the Sahara is just as crushing. It will leave you dehydrated, delirious, and even hopeless. However, even on the darkest days, you will grasp that the challenge will abate. The quick sand will give way to towns and the searing sun will be replaced by chilly nights. There is hope as long as you’re on terra firma.

Group of astronauts with diverse expressions looking through a circular window aboard a space station.

No books or Netflix. No bread or butter. No malls or arenas. symphony or cinemas. Everything that makes us human is gone. That’s worse than living on an inhospitable island. At least there you get fresh air, gravity, saltwater, and sand.

El ultimo hombre (The last man)

To survive, you have to be resourceful and improvise. On earth you can coast, cut corners, and work together with others. If you’re successful or powerful, you can delegate those tasks. In space, you have to work harder. There are no servants.

One other thing: you’re confined to a space suit. Looking at those actors, it’s uncomfortable. You have no choice. If you get out of the suit, you’ll conk out.

You can make the argument that wandering the Sahara is just as crushing. It will leave you dehydrated, delirious, spent, and even hopeless. However, even on the darkest days, you will grasp that the challenge will abate. The quick sand will give way to towns and oases. The searing sun will be replaced by chilly nights. There is hope as long as you’re on terra firma.

Tent poles

Weir, the scribbler, entered the scene with The Martian, which was made into a Hollywood tent pole. This time, the world is under threat and has decades left. The sun is losing its lustre, spelling doom for our planet. Ryland Grace, a science teacher, is recruited by Stratt. The latter oversees the international rescue mission.

Grace’s expertise on the offending substance – astrophage – is maximised. He attends important board meetings and goes aboard aircraft carriers. He works with the world’s finest scientist in analysing the astrophage. Top nations would throw everything at a mission that would extend our globe’s expiry date.

Out of the way

At the onset, he wakes up after years in a coma. His two fellow travellers are corpses beside him, unable to surpass the ‘furlough’. Slowly but surely, memories come flooding back to him. For much of the book, we alternate between a desperate past and hopeful present.

He contacts an alien, Rocky, from the planet Erid. He is Blip-A’s lone survivor, a high-tech ship. Their species are intelligent and live in xenonite. Their atmosphere, a lot denser than ours, and they have five legs. Theirs is a different conception of time, sleep, and food. For instance, Eridians like to repeat words three times when they’re happy or for emphasis. They have the creepy habit of watching their companion sleep. However, Grace manages to communicate with Rocky through wizard technology.

International Space Station (ISS)

‘Two heads are better than one’

Grace realises that they want the same thing. Astrophage in their suns has threatened life on their planets. Though having differences, they join forces. Rocky is a highly skilled engineer who can make and fix practically anything. When the taumoeba eats all the fuel, Rocky’s mad skills come to the rescue. His surfeit of astrophage proves a game changer. Apart from bailing out Grace, he saves his life. Rocky is amazed at how technologically advanced earthlings are.

Meanwhile, Grace proves that he is up to the task. He goes on spacewalks, gathers samples, and makes decisions that would shape our world. When they go their separate ways, he must make a tough choice between his own desires and the fate of his friend and Erid. There are shades of The Martian in that Grace is the lone human ‘in a galaxy far, far away.’

Thirteen earth years is the two points’ distance. At 476 dense pages, this was not the lightest read. Certainly very original. Upon perusing, I am convinced that Weir knows his astronautics.

Rating: 4.1/5

Getting stranded in space and waking up years later? That’s similar to Passengers with Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence. Unlike Project Mail Mary, that flick didn’t do well with critics. Weir’s masterclass was a number one bestseller. The movie was likewise numerous uno, grossing $80.5 M domestically in its opening week. It made $54.1 M in its second week, holding on to that number one spot. A killer novel and film adaptation? That’s a rarity.

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Bandila spiel

What’s something you’ve done that you never thought you could?

As per the photo, Dexter Remolar (my protagonist) couldn’t believe that he could memorise the whole Bandila spiel. He tuned in to that news program before. It was available on free to air. The show folded in 2020, after fourteen years. The faces may have changed but it remained robust and informative. TFC (The Filipino Channel) exported it to the world. The ending spiel reminded Dexter of a wrestling tag team.

The programme only took thirty minutes but left an impression. It tackled politics, natural disasters, crime, fashion, sports, tech, and entertainment. Uplifting news and trends. Powerful entities and the less fortunate. Soccer stars and actors. Buses and electricity. Musicians and painters.

He was introduced to the current crop of Showbiz stars. The Azcals that represented our national side in football. Gilas Pilipinas and their heroic runs in b-ball tourneys. Public transport in Manila. Christmas in September. Illegal Pinoy migrants in the States. ASEAN summits. The latest Filo blockbusters.

It was a snapshot into the events in his home country. The news anchors were the finest. Veterans, they plied their trade for decades. Their reporters were among the best.

He recalled watching about this senate probe. Only two solons dissented in the impeachment. He was updated on typhoons and the relief effort.

The ex-president weighed in on our hoops opponent.

‘Those idiots are big,’ he said. ‘We don’t stand a chance.’

By insulting our foil, he was also trying to make a joke.

Group photo of a basketball team in blue uniforms, smiling and posing on the court.
Gilas, our national team

He remembers things like real estate bags and other trivial stuff. Still, a convenient memory is better than a sluggish one.

‘Underneath our sole flag’
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Being Dexter Holland

If you could switch lives with a famous person for a week, who would it be and why?

Being Dexter the polymath would be nice. He’s The Offspring’s lead vocalist. A licensed pilot. A successful entrepreneur. A doctor in molecular biology. Of course, there are younger and more decorated rock stars. They don’t have Dexter’s mad skills. In case you’re wondering, he did not inspire my new novel’s protagonist.

Snubbed

Given, his band has never been Grammy-nominated. They are commercially successful though.

His bestselling sauce is Gringo Bandido. A private pilot, he’s logged the hours. He finished his PhD in May 2017.

Well rounded

As a writer, I’m quite versatile. I’ve written in stories, memoir self help, poetry, a novel, and essays. Plus 500 blog posts. That shows consistency and commitment.

Many people dream of writing books. Few actually finish them. Those who ship their work is less than 1 percent.

Most writers specialise in one genre. I’ve navigated five. I would’ve included a play but let’s face it. No one reads them. I like writing poetry but, like plays, readership is the real battle.

Maybe, in time, my material will be worth more. My ideas, more valuable. The past five years, I’ve been journalling. Who knows? Maybe mundane things like changing my PJ’s and the battery percentages of my MBA m4 would be worth galleons later on. For the past three years, I’ve filled three A5 notebooks.

Kafka convert

Franz Kafka was interesting. I’ve been comparing myself to him. Though a great writer, he had little confidence in his authorial abilities. He wrote a lot, publishing little. The Metamorphosis sold an estimated 800 copies. We even look alike, though he wrote in German. I write in English and Filipino.

He destroyed 90 percent of his work. He told his friend, Max Brod, to burn his final manuscripts. His remaining novels were unfinished. A lack of talent was never his weakness. His lifelong pal defied his wishes and the rest is history.

These days, publishing has less barriers. I can write, edit, and proofread my works. All done in-house. Then outsource the designing and printing. Voila!

If it’s a matter of completion, I’m ahead of Kafka. Looking at Holland, I can see him writing a 300 page nonfiction book or even my 218p satirical romance novel. He has the drive.

Lead vocalist

I covet Holland’s rock star vibe. I wish I could compose songs and cause mosh pits. I want to sell records and climb up the charts. I want to be featured on YouTube and create memories for a generation of music lovers.

In high school, I also dreamt of being a pilot. I realise now I don’t have to be a commercial pilot. A licensed recreational pilot would suit me. It’s still tough and perilous. You can’t fly a plane without being daring.

A crowd of fans at a concert enthusiastically reaching out as a performer crowdsurfs above them.

He has a PhD. If he can write a biology thesis, he can write books. The same applies to me. If I can ship four books (and counting), then finishing a PhD dissertation wouldn’t pose a problem. I’ve written long academic papers before that got stellar marks. I’ve penned an honours thesis.

The reverse doctor

I’ve done it in reverse. Instead of attaining a doctorate, I’ve self-published books. A PhD thesis is 200-300 pages. With four books totalling 694 pages, that’s three PhD dissertations.

I adore Dexter’s rock star persona and intellectual brilliance. However, his commercial success is just as important. Whether as vocalist or entrepreneur, he’s consistently garnered commercial validation.

Dexter for a turn

A week is more than enough to be Dexter. As mentioned, he even sounds like my main character, Dexter Remolar. My new satirical novel, Let It Be, is out now.

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Into the wild: ‘the good place’

What does it mean to be a good person?

A few months ago, I streamed Into The Wild on Netflix. Sean Penn directed the film, based on Jon Krakauer’s bestselling book. The read per se is timeless and has been studied across US schools. The adaptation was no slouch either, even being nominated for Oscars.

The movie

Emile Hirsch portrayed Christopher McCandless, the main character. He studied at Emory University. Upon graduating, his parents bought him new wheels. Chris was apoplectic. His 1970s ride worked just fine.

‘Things, things, things,’ he said, shaking his head. Chris returned the money that his parents gave him.

The trappings of modern society disinterested him. He did not want creature comforts: a new car, big house, or fancy clothes. The four walls of the classroom suffocated him. He believed that real learning was out in the field. Wining and dining at the finest establishments meant little. He would rather curl up and read a book. Indeed, he was fed up with living in the secular world. He wanted to explore, roam, and live. He longed to pack up and subsist out of his rucksack.

He changed his name to Alexander Supertramp. He treks to Mexico, where he meets some hippies. Even when promised accomodation, he opts to sleep rough. He goes to this gathering, where he encounters a sweet teener (portrayed by Kristen Stewart). He refuses her advances as she was underage. In Salton City, he meets this senior and they connect. The oldie tries to adopt him but Alex, while tempted, leaves instead. He then continues, alone, to Alaska.

Bare essentials

Finding someone who’d forsake all material goods in life is rare. Selflessness is not ingrained to humans. No one would turn down a brand new vehicle. Watching this movie made me reconsider my priorities. If you’d strip a person to bare essentials, what would this entail? What makes the cut? What would be left off?

Imagine following Alexander’s lead to Alaska. Or, perhaps, to walk the Camino. You are only allowed one big bag. What would you stuff in it?

I would probably include four sets of clothes. Two thermal tops and two jumpers. Two long johns and two thick pants. I might throw in an extra tee. I would include a scarf. I heard it gets chilly in Alaska. Meanwhile, for outerwear, I would bring this down jacket from Macpac. It kept me warm for a few winters. I might need to add a ski jacket down the line. I’d also bring five sets of underwear, although I doubt Supertramp was as liberal. Don’t forget the socks, either; three would suffice.

Aside from these, I’d carry a notebook to jot down my thoughts and observations. Obviously, I’d include two gel pens. You can’t go totally incognito, so I’d bring my passport. I’ll also carry my wallet, mobile phone, and its charger. No point lugging around a Mac. I’d probably pack some eye drops just in case the scenery isn’t too pleasant that my eyes become sore. I’ll also bring two unread books and a Bible. Looking at my shelf, the duo is: The Complete Short Stories of Ernest Hemingway and A Supposedly Fun Thing by David Foster Wallace.

Toiletries

I would not forget my toothbrush, toothpaste, and dental floss. I’d also include one kilo of bananas for nourishment. As Alex found out, you can’t rely on berries alone. Furthermore, I might carry some cream as the freezing weather would require this. Ditto with lip balm. I’d also throw in a bath towel. I will take my two pairs of gloves as I don’t want to get frostbitten.

Looking at this list, there’s a lot of stuff that didn’t make the cut. There’s no razor, as we’re channeling the Supertramp look. The food could be adjusted, but there’s only so much that you could fit into the pack. There are no extra shoes. There is no scissors. My phone is the only device I need. I don’t require a car to explore the wilderness, nor do I have to charter a plane. No need for dollars because they aren’t the currency in the wild. Most importantly, I won’t ask for a companion since I need to make this journey by myself.

Theme alert

Transience is the theme of our world. Nothing is permanent and set in stone. Today’s heroes are tomorrow’s turnips. The picture reminded me of this other film, Up in the Air. I saw this in the cinema. George Clooney plays a hopscotching executive who downsizes firms. He asks the audience what’s essential enough to pack. Since he practically lives on planes, he becomes a million miler. At the onset, he really covets this award. However, as he celebrates alone, he realises that even this august achievement means nothing. This is the opposite of Wild. While the latter sees the benefits of solitude, the former posits that accolades are better shared with loved ones.

Ultimately, like George, we are merely travellers in the cosmos. We are just passing through. If we seek to gain glory and material goods, we will never be content. I admire Alex’s worldview. There are more consequential things than success and creature comforts. Moreover, Alex wasn’t just good; he was an exemplary person. He never took advantage of anyone. Indeed, he’s so autonomous that he knocks back help of any kind. He lived like a nomad but troubled no one. He left his life behind and embraced the unknown.

What makes a good person?

Having a unique perspective and way of life can never be overlooked. So many souls yearn for fame and fortune that getting lost in the crowd is easy. However, people who choose to live like Chris are so rare that his story is being dissected decades later. Opting for his path was not easy but I could understand how modern society could make him disillusioned.

In the film The Emperor’s Club, Kevin Kline (the teacher) shares a memorable quote: ‘Great ambition and conquest without contribution is without significance. What will your contribution be? How would history remember you?’

Incidentally, Emile Hirsch also headlines that movie.

You don’t have to be the next Kublai Khan. No need to create a business empire where the sun never sets. We can be good in measured ways each day.

There’s no need to open a soup kitchen or establish a religious order. A little dash of kindness goes a long way. For me, I value being honest and conscientious.

Watch and learn

Good isn’t a blanket term. Not all good souls will go to heaven and not all evil souls, banished to hell. Goodness is a plaint word.

Good people don’t need validation. They do so out of a genuine giving heart. Don’t get me wrong they operate – discreetly – in the light.

Being famous or weiding immense power doesn’t make a decent person. True goodness comes from within, from acknowledging faults and learning from mistakes.

I spoke with my chiropractor about the movie. He said that he’s seen it.

‘Would you do something like that, go to Alaska?’

‘Just wait and see,’ I told him.

Note: an earlier and shorter version of this post was published 22 July 2022.

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A Serbian Film (2010): reimagining boundaries

What’s the weirdest movie you’ve ever watched?

It’s the most radically different film that I ever saw. I’ve beheld many: those from David Cronenberg, Lars von Trier, Jordan Peele, and Catherine Breillat. Hostel seems like child’s play compared to this. This movie will unnerve anyone. However, audiences and critics tire of the same palate. Serbian is about a retired porn star who is cluelessly cast in a snuff film. He goes on a rampage. Viewed through his lens, Serbia itself functions like a snuff film. Very low ticket sales and mass censorship only reinforced this.

Rampaging Rambo

This is done through bodily humour or the abject. This reminds me of the Japanese oldie, In the real of the senses. Both push boundaries but Serbian has way more blood and gore. Many countries, including Brazil, the Philippines, and Australia, banned the picture. It didn’t only inspire controversy; it was unprecedented filmmaking.

The male lead is a retired porn star. He has settled down with his wife and son. His brother is still in the biz. A pill activates his inner Patrick Bateman. He becomes an unstoppable force. He bonks, murders, and wreaks havoc. In one scene, he punishes this chick before sending her to kingdom come. All while his hermano commits atrocities to mirror him.

Shades of Ellis and Chuck

In terms of sheer brutality, it bears a resemblance to Bret Ellis’s American Psycho and Chuck Palahniuk’s Fight Club. Both film versions were heavily diluted. Though sanitising the source material, the adaptation diminished a lot of its messages.

In shock value, Serbian can scar audiences. It’s almost as unwatchable and hedonistic as Caligula. The late film critic, Roger Ebert, famously stormed out of the theatre mid-film, unable to stomach the latter. As they say, ‘It’s so bad that it could be good.’

Ages ago, I almost borrowed Showgirls at Video Ezy but changed my mind. I went for Hoop Dreams instead.

‘That’s a great movie,’ the sales assistant told me.

Theatre of the grotesque

It’s grotesque, abhorrent, and disconcerting. I wonder how I was able to put up with it for the full 104 minutes. The victims get decimated like rag dolls. Killing and violence are routine.

One thing I notice about the unlikable characters is their physiognomy. When they go about their business, they look abnormal. Their faces seem off and they appear to have lost their humanity. They may have simply been in character. Perhaps it was a critique of modern murder porn. Maybe they were reconciling sadism with barbarism. Or just a Paradise Lost detour. Either way, it hits hard.

Black Comedy?

The ending encapsulates the film’s tone. It’s supposed to be darkly humorous, poking fun at family dynamics and necrophilia. However, it just comes off as egregious and unhinged. No conscientious viewer would smile at the nonsensical conclusion.

While displaying some of its elements, this is not a dark comedy. Yes, it’s highly satirical and problematises authority. It’s irreverent and unfiltered. Funny? In what way? Killing and violence aren’t comic relief. Degrading women is never hilarious.

Not for everyone

Audiences remember Parasite (2019) and Moonlight (2016). They are unique gems that deservedly won the Oscar Best Picture. Serbia is more polarising. Its graphic content will have people talking long after the credits roll. Its objectification of women, children, and institutions will inspire debate and dissent. Its transgression of traditional film tropes will provoke and astonish. It’s hard to believe that this was the debut film of both its writer and director.

Whether it will leave a lasting legacy is unclear. Critics judge mostly ephemeral subjects. With hundreds of productions each year, films get lost like fish in the sea. Likewise, cinephiles have short memories. A boundary-pushing production with no-name actors and gratuitous, extreme violence will not win the Palme d’or or Golden Lion. Serbian did win the special jury prize at a Portuguese film fest. It has a 47 percent critic rating on Rotten Tomatoes. The audience score is 45 percent. It’s not the worst-rated picture ever, but it didn’t blow away film buffs either.

It’s been sixteen years since Serbia was released. It was distinctive enough for me to file away in my mind. One view was enough. What’s certain is that its name will stand alone – in infamy.

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The Alchemist (1988) reviewed

What’s a personal mantra or philosophy you live by?

‘And, when you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.’

Some might be familiar with the phrase, taken from The Alchemist. I should’ve read this book twenty years ago but kept procrastinating. As they say, ‘Shoulda coulda woulda’.

A peer was perusing it. My mentor ‘was shocked beyond repair’.

A classic

Well, better late than never. That phrase has become a cliche, appearing all over social media. Perhaps its universality and hopeful vibe endears it to people from all walks of life. The quote highlights the indomitable human spirit. Once locked in, nothing can stop you.

‘Quitters never win, winners never quit,’ is closely related. For millennia, we have battled duress. Humanity has shown resilience through time. Whether natural or man-made disasters, stock market crashes, the Great Depression, two world wars, atomic bombs, disease and famine, the bankruptcy of Borders, mass Starbucks closures, Covid, Michael Jordan’s retirements, and so on, we’ve proven to weather the storm.

Mindset, prizes, and kings

Similarly, in Scent of a woman, Al Pacino declares: ‘…but there’s nothing like the sight of an amputated spirit. There’s no prosthetic for that.’

This holds that our mindset is the issue, not our plights. Our spirit defines us more than our challenges. As Professor Dumbledore posited, ‘It’s our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.’

Life’s chess games seldom offers consolation prizes. There are little grey areas, moral victories or people’s champs. You often win or lose.

As Napoleon purportedly averred, ‘We are either kings or pawns of men.’

A slow starter, the novel became an international bestseller. After trending, Paula Coelho was on the map. Ergo, Alchemist is no secret. Many have found hope in its pages and more will appreciate it. The work caters to all walks of life. Seminarians and savants have perused it. Alchemist has been a gem since the late eighties.

The 25th anniversary edition has a silly foreword. The author writes that he is Santiago, the protagonist. Any scrivener worth their salt knows that someone other than the author must write the foreword.

Personal Legend

The book introduces new concepts like the soul of the world and one’s personal legend. We follow Santiago from Andalusia to Northern Africa. He searches across seas for a treasure, reportedly in the Pyramids of Giza. Along the way, he sells his flock. Works for a merchant who barters crystals. Loses a fortune and gains another. Contends with the unforgiving wind and arid desert. Meets new faces and falls in love. Encounters the alchemist and an Englishman who yearns to be one.

Part Bildungsroman, part love story, this metaphysical read is one you shouldn’t miss. It has shades of Tuesdays with Morrie, although it was published ten years prior. Both texts ponder the meaning of life, although one is a novel and Tuesdays is a memoir. Santiago is very good-natured. He trusts people too much, even strangers. Sees the best in others. Likewise, the shepherd communicates with his flock nonverbally. Finds peace in silence. Loves the chase as much as the proverbial pot of gold.

As per above, the alchemist is but a supporting character. While powerful, he worships neither gold nor immortality. He loves adventure just like Santiago. The protagonist reminds me of Holden Caulfield in The catcher in the rye. He has a lot of growing up to do. He must find his mission and his place in the world. Admittedly, Holden is more stubborn than Santiago. Likewise, the former is an unreliable narrator. Santiago is kinder and idealistic. At times, Alchemist reads more like a PG version of Lord of the flies. It bears similarities with the film Pay it forward. Good deeds are rewarded while evildoers are punished.

Brevity

Less than 200 pages, the book is succinct. The pages are accessible yet beauteous. Coelho speaks from the heart. Alchemist strikes the right balance between philosophy and storytelling, historical fiction and magical realism. Despite utilising simple language, the narrative runs deep. Coelho reminds me of Ernest Hemingway and his iceberg theory. As they say, ‘There’s more than meets the eye.’

Timeless, this will be appreciated across oceans of time. Four decades post-release, the book remains pertinent. Borrowing the library eBook, I finished it after a few days. Alchemist will influence readers regardless of age, creed, or flag. More than the eloquent prose, I admire the author’s resilience. Whereas others would give up, he soldiered on and the rest was publishing history.

This marks the year’s third (and shortest) completed read. All eBooks: one novel and two were nonfiction. I could see how Alchemist charted on bestseller lists. I’m getting into a groove. Reading in my spare time is easier.

Quips

Here are my favourite quotes:

‘People call it the levanter, because on it the Moors had come from the Levant…’

‘Whoever you are, or whatever that you do, when you really want something, it’s because the desire originated in the soul of the universe. It’s your mission on earth.’

‘I only interpret dreams. I don’t know how to turn them into reality. That’s why I have to live off what my daughters provide me with.’

‘And when two such people encounter each other, and their eyes meet, the past and the future become unimportant. There is only that moment and the incredible certainty that everything under the sun has been written by one hand only.’

‘At that moment, it seemed to him that time stood still, and the Soul of the World surged within him. When he looked into her dark eyes, and saw that her lips were poised between a laugh and silence, he learned the most important part of the language that all the world spoke – the language that everyone on earth was capable of understanding in their heart. It was love. Something older than humanity, more ancient than the desert…’

‘Because I don’t live in either my past or my future. I’m interested only in the present. If you can concentrate always on the present, you’ll be a happy man.

‘In alchemy, it’s called the Soul of the World. When you want something with all your heart, that’s when you’re closest to the Soul of the World. It’s always a positive force.’

‘Each day, in itself, brings it with an eternity.’

‘One could open a book to any page, or look at a person’s hand; one could turn a card, or watch the flight of the birds…whatever the thing observed, one could find a connection with his experience of the moment.’

‘He knew that any given thing on the face of the earth could reveal the history of all things.’

‘I’m going to wait for you here every day. I have crossed the desert in search of a treasure that is somewhere near…’

Rating: 5/5

Note: An earlier version of this post was originally published on 17 May 2025.

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Life hacks, inc

What are some life hacks that you practice?

  1. Sleeping right. There’s a saying: ‘Early to bed, early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise’.

Just like time, sleep is precious. Snoozing well solves a lot of issues. Improved mood and concentration. Able to multitask and think critically. Boosted alertness and more energy for everyday tasks, like walking your pet iguana. Better decision-making such as choosing decisively between a scone and Big Mac. Less tiredness and sluggishness throughout the day. You’ll avoid being the next Professor Slughorn. No need for caffeine fixes to stay awake.

We’ve heard it before: practice good sleep hygiene. Avoid screens an hour before bedtime. Have a regular slumber routine. Take a warm evening shower. Drink fresh milk before dozing. Read a book before bedtime.

These days, we have many distractions. We must overstep them and rest well. Some of my best ideas come up when I call it a night, which is a shame. Sometimes, I jot them down. Waking up the next day, if unwritten, they’re gone for good.

2. Drinking peppermint tea. I used to down instant coffee all the time. This was true from high school through to uni and beyond. Then I heard about this thing peppermint tea. It tastes bland and minty compared to coffee. However, it has more health benefits than the latter – without the caffeine. More importantly, it doesn’t disrupt your sleep.

The tea is slightly harder to prep than instant coffee. Upon adding the teabag, you have to steep it for 2 minutes. It’s worth the effort though. What’s more? You could drink it at night without affecting your shuteye. It’s gentle on the gut. Green tea is another wonder drink. However, it does contain about 29mg of caffeine. Like its peppermint cousin, it has proven health benefits.

Contrary to coffee, it’s non-stimulating. It doesn’t make you wired and inspires no jitters. You could take it on an empty stomach.

3. Eating brown rice and wholemeal bread. I used to eat white rice and white bread. A while back, I made the switch to brown bread and rice. The latter has more fibre, though brown rice takes longer to cook. Thus, the pair has more nutrients. If constipation is an issue, go with brown rice. White rice is recommended for loose stools.

Brown rice is more satiating, meaning smaller portions. I’ve been advised to switch to brown pasta as well. At night, white rice is more effective at causing sleepiness.

As mentioned, you must soak it for an hour. You should also have the right water to rice ratio. As a result, you’ll easily spend 1.5 hours. Like peppermint tea, the added prepping is worth it.

4. Avoiding heavily processed foods. These include bacon, hotdogs, doughnuts, hash browns, cheese, cakes, cookies, ice cream, pastries etc. You won’t get rich by indulging on the midnight ice cream. These foods are high in refined carbohydrates and trans fats and have little to no health benefits. Chew with caution.

Yes, they’re a guilty pleasure. Who wouldn’t say no to bacon and eggs? Cheeseburgers and black forest cakes. Tim Tams and gelato. However, being sumptuous doesn’t mean better.

You can treat yourself occasionally but moderation is key. Pay attention to your blood pressure now or regret it later on. Practice prudence today and have less worries tomorrow. If you’re careless now, you might need statins in the future. Bingeing on treats only causes trouble.

5. Journalling. I’ve mentioned this in an older post. I jot down my thoughts and ideas on my A5 notebook. It’s a moment in time, a snapshot of your days. It functions as a reminder, an ear into the past. Small steps make a big difference. Our words and notes today are tomorrow’s hindsight. There’s a certain beauty in cataloguing, inspiring nostalgia. As per my last post, I sometimes write in cursive letters. Since starting, I’ve filled three full notebooks with my viewpoints.

The journal has been a boon for my drafting. My ideas make the whole process a ton easier. It’s like bookmarking a page. Or highlighting a passage. The epigraphs and quotes have been earmarked. My satirical romance novel’s next paragraph or subsection were outlined.

Aside from my notebook, I utilise my iPhone 16e’s Notes app. It’s quite handy, especially if I’m away from my A5. It functions as a virtual notepad and is more portable. While convenient, you crimp on screen size.

The notebook is much more substantial than the iPhone’s display. However, you sacrifice screen real estate for accessibility. If you’re out and about, the lighter iPhone wins over the larger notebook. You also don’t have to turn pages or carry a gel pen. It’s like having our groceries delivered. You save time browsing at the shop.

iPhone with my notebook. Brown rice with my cuppa. Makes sense to me.

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