Anachronism

What technology would you be better off without, why?

Easy: antivirus. My devices don’t really need them. Before, this software was essential. Nowadays, you can get by without them. Years ago, when I bought my M1 Air, this JB salesperson upsold the need for Norton. It did nothing but slow down my MBA, as it is not optimised for Macs. You could manage by with being judicious, using the inbuilt antivirus (XProtect), and practicing common sense.

Anyway, I don’t have a good experience with this software. It’ll scan thousands of files and always find nothing. Or give false positives. I’ve tried Trend Micro, Malwarebytes, Intego, and others. Usually, human error or carelessness is to blame. This addition could only go so far. Without being cautious and prudent, you’ll never secure your devices.

BF

This Black Friday, the sales have been underwhelming, especially in store. The most offered was thirty percent off. Some stores didn’t even have promos.

Meanwhile, online sales weren’t too bad. Some had stacked discounts. A few phones were on all-time lows. However, 2022 was so much better. I got branded nubuck sneakers and a leather kit from Myer. Star Wars pyjamas off eBay. Stuff from iherb.

I’m glad that I shopped weeks before the big sale. Had I waited, the prices would’ve been the same. I might’ve missed out on the make that I wanted.

Myer

When I made that purchase, I opted against antivirus. I’ve seen how pointless it is. Even from the onset, not all devices required antivirus. Apple has a closed ecosystem. Every app in the App Store is meticulously checked, vetted, and tested before being approved. Unless jailbroken, only apps from the official App Store could be used with your Apple device.

I saw this Italian leather wallet at Myer. It seemed to have all the features but wasn’t the right size. Well, it was thirty percent off for Black Friday and has sold out. I’m relieved to have seen it in store before taking the punt.

This linen pant was selling for $70 at Myer. No one will know that it cost that much. There’s no branding. Still, people bought it. Why not go for something at Target? They look the same anyway. I have three linen pants and another three linen shorts. Enough to get me through summer. Speaking of Target, I bought this blue cotton lounge pants. It was on clearance for five bucks. The trousers feel the same as branded ones.

I was keen on this Tommy hoodie. It had a nice flag design and was pure cotton. From $249 down to $90. When it was reduced to clear, it still had plenty of fits. However, I have many items of similar colour, including three jumpers. Indeed, two Tommy tops – a tee and an LS tee – were the exact same hue (desert sky). While nice for summer, the dark colour would make me appear thinner. In the end, I successfully resisted the urge to grab it.

Remnant

The software is anachronistic. It would’ve mattered decades ago, when tech and the net were burgeoning. Back then, it was really necessary when browsing online. Before, I could see the software’s value.

Now, we could make the case for it being bloatware. It slows down your devices and is annoying. It uses a lot of system resources, affecting your battery. Don’t forget the cost, where you buy a few licences and extras that you don’t really need. Some are notoriously hard to uninstall, like a zombie that wouldn’t die.

In spite of this, antivirus has remained relevant. They’re still on the shelves at your local. Still peddled online. As long as salespeople market them, there will always be converts. Instead of getting antivirus, why not use it on word processors? On other productivity apps? Any software that promotes progress rather than regression is worth it. Even that linen pant is more cost efficient than that hideous antivirus.

Resources

Aside from being a waste of funds, it’s also a waste of time. The stretches that you spent waiting for the scan to conclude would be better used on other things. Imagine the nights when you’re held up by those ghastly scans. Only to find out that it found nothing. It’s just as bad as The Tinder Swindler. The worst part? You can never recover that lost time. There’s no iCloud backup for that.

It reminded me of the video review in the NBA. This was ubiquitous a few years ago. The game’s commentators would groan at the intermission, as it would prolong an already lengthy match. Nowadays, each coach is given two challenges per ballgame. This is a lot more palatable. League bosses have seen their shortcomings, responding accordingly.

Believe me, antivirus is not what it’s cracked up to be. It ain’t the cure-all for your device’s security. It will create issues, rather than solving them. These days, there are other ways to secure your network and devices. I’ll leave that to you to tease out.

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The Beach or the Bundok

Beach or mountains? Which do you prefer? Why?

I had the luxury of trying both seaside and hillside living. For your information, I resided on a hill and grew up there. We got the home when I was in grade school. Adjusting to a new abode didn’t happen overnight. As they say, ‘Rome wasn’t built in a day.’

The address was quaint. A Malunggay tree, apple guavas, coconuts, tamarind, and palmeiras. The mornings were cool and invigorating. From my window, I saw our city waking up to another hectic day. I had a view of the gulf beside my hometown. The road to our village was quite steep. You had to be switched on to navigate a short stretch.

By around six, the sun was up. We had our full breakfast, got ready, and faced another school day. The academy offered a sturdy foundation. I’ve detailed the experience in my memoir. I drank coffee every morning. I slept early, tired from a long day. Allow me to share a few excerpts.

On high ground

‘Due to these typhoons’ effects, we only stayed in the old house for a short while. We have since moved to a newer dwelling on the hills. Elevated and with a bigger plot, this was a step up. The exterior is concrete with adobe finishes. Meanwhile, the interior has a heavy timber touch, including walls, floor, and balustrades. The house has six rooms on three levels. There are two verandahs: one beside the living room and one upstairs. Our abode has a distinctive shape; not square or rectangular as is common over there. For instance, the kitchen is laid out in a pentagon. The new place also offers sea and city vistas as well as a bird’s eye view of the famous Mayon volcano. With the added altitude, we fared better against the floods. This was a neat and tidy home where I started my writing career.’

Stranger than Truth

‘Growing up in the Philippines, you learn to separate the hoax from the genuine. The local radio station would announce that there was a tsunami coming. One time, I was sitting at the school car park when the place became a demilitarised zone. Every car was gone as a result of another tsunami alert. As one of the vehicles pulled away, Jeb (James’s younger brother) said ‘See you in the next lifetime.’

There have been a few instances where residents have sought shelter in the hills. They believed that the water will not reach them if they move to higher ground. They brought their cars and kids, some belongings, and their radios. Snacks were a must and some even had coolers in tow. I was surprised they didnt bring their suitcases. After a few hours, and with no evidence of a calamity, they quietly slipped away. This was a learning experience.

On beaches and resorts:

‘Another time, I had finished battling a killer exam when he beckoned me outside class.

“How was the exam?”

“That twisted our minds,” I replied.

After a few minutes of chit-chat, Sir Alinlangan told me that he heard my dad’s family owns a beach resort.

“That’s true.”

Come summer, the place would be used for the teacher’s team building activity.

We frequented the resort while I was in primary school. We would arrive early, before the tide appeared. The resort was large, situated on three adjoining properties. The spot was half an hour’s drive from home. The area had many retreats, all beachfront estates. The place usually hosted family occasions like birthdays, fiestas, reunions, engagements, etc. Relatives and family friends would converge on the honeypot. My dad has an extended clan with many folks from his mother’s side. The get-togethers presented a nice way to reconnect and relieve stress. The cool air, blue skies, and the sea gave the place a tranquil quality. Up ahead was this green island, Rapu-Rapu. Dogs roamed around and tagged along with you. Small boats lined the waterfront, which fishermen operated. The locale had multifarious fishes and one was practically unique.

The last time I went there was for auntie Gloria’s birthday bash. After lunch, I recall this guy telling Uncle Fredo that his friend works as a marine treasure hunter.

“I don’t buy those treasure, treasure,” my uncle avowed. “When one of those hunters finds something, they could easily keep mum, bribe others, and walk away. Their boss would never know.”

A few of us laughed along. The villa situated in the estate had a third floor; the second floor had two rooms. My cousins would sometimes hang out in one of those air-conditioned quarters. The upper floors were perfect for “jamming”, Filo slang for casual conversation. The gate to the resort was always open to family and friends. In many respects, the retreat is our second family home.

Auntie Sony

‘When I was a child, my mom would bring my sister and me to this barrio. It was a seaside town that was far from our area. My Auntie Sony, my mom’s first cousin, managed a large family farm there. We would stay for a few weeks, sunbathe on the beach, and eat fresh food. We sojourned with our two older cousins. My great aunt likewise called it home. I wrote about this setting on my blog.

The house was cozy, situated in the middle of the property’s forty acres. We would often explore the countryside. My aunt had fifteen dogs, dozens of workers, and huge stretches of rice fields. She also owned a sizeable number of cows, buffaloes, chickens, and pigs. We would see her early in the morning and late at night. She came home to watch the news after a long day’s work. She always had something to read, be it a newspaper or magazine. She adored me the same way she loved my mom. Indeed, aunty Sony became a second mother to both of us. To underpin auntie’s consequence, she was chosen as one of my godmothers during my baptism.

As a child, I was quite demanding. I ordered fried chicken, pork chops, and congee. Looking back, I should’ve appreciated the simple life. The fish was caught fresh from the seas, to be consumed in an instant. The eggs, straight out of the chickens’ bellies. The beach had no crowds as it was part of their land. The nearest neighbours were far off. You couldn’t just hail a bus if the countryside didn’t suit you….Her workers made jokes in halting English. I guess I was too young to value these precious moments.

Moreover, my aunt introduced me to this twentyish guy. I think his name was Alan. He and I would go on expeditions, once with his girl cousin my age. We’d go to the shore. When I enquired, he told me that somersault was the word for that. He admitted that he used to do backflips but was rusty. We talked about dogs, and he asked me if we brought our canines to the beach. I retorted that I wasn’t sure if they could swim.

“Most dogs can swim,” he reasoned. “You just bring them to the water and instinct will take over.”

We even took a boat to this islet where we saw a cow roaming. He told me that the animal probably ran away from town. While on the boat, he caught a jellyfish and placed it in a container with water. He then got rid of it, sharing that it would die if removed from the sea. Years later, when I tried Aunty Sony, she told me that he had a big family of his own.’

Rejoinder

These days, I am far removed from the hills and seaside. No doubt, these experiences have shaped me. The settings may have changed but I’ll always cherish the kindness of family both near and far.

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Fave sites

What are your favorite websites?

The Internet is a game changer, brod. Before, people gave you a blank look when you mention X, WhatsApp, or Instagram. Now, they will do the same if you haven’t heard of social media. The net has revolutionised the way we work, study, socialise, and date. Before, our ancestors did not own eBooks. Nowadays, they would be met with a meme: ‘Should’ve Gone to Specsavers.’

In the past decade, the web has toppled television as the dominant info medium. Much like FB and BluRay, the net is here to stay. Even a 4K telly cannot replicate the web’s consequence. Everything on telly is online. Live sports, Emmy-winning dramas, reality shows, nostalgic sitcoms, and buddy cop films to name a few. We are spoiled for choice. I do most of our groceries online. Here’s the list of my top sites:

Woolworths online. An obvious front runner. What else? We do our weekly shop with Woolies. We’ve taken up their Delivery Unlimited, which offers a few perks. On every shop, we earn Everyday Rewards points. Furthermore, we get free delivery on most orders, any day of the week. The Delivery Now option is the exclusion. By signing up, we’re saving on delivery fees with each order.

We browse their site for our veggies, poultry, fruit, juice, carbs, condiments, pantry and freezer items. Shopping online is handy, saving precious time. You can add items to your list, see the price per unit, and explore product suggestions. Your purchases are handpicked by their tireless team members at the local store. In-store shopping has the full range, but what you yearn for in variety online you get back in convenience. Occasionally, we still rock up to load up on some stuff.

You can shop the week’s specials and sort by lowest price. You have two hours to complete your order. Your payment is then captured. The final price is debited once your haul has been prepped. They offer rapid, same, and next day delivery. Priority delivery takes you to the front of the queue. Expect your goodies in 90 minutes. These various delivery slots have item limits, like forty or something. Some are carried out by third party drivers. The latter is delivered by Woolies vans. Customers since April, we switched from Coles.

Goodreads. A bookworms’ treasure trove. The site provides ratings and reviews for all reads imaginable. Before devouring my latest find, I’d check out the GR rating. This provides good background before digging in. Take it with a grain of salt. Reading is subjective. What is riveting for one bibliophile may be bollocks for another. For instance, I was surprised that this John Irving book was average. I found it very intriguing. The Catcher in the Rye is below four stars. In my opinion, that novel was one of the finest. Meanwhile, Norwegian Wood was more in line. It reflects its place as Murakami’s opus. All Mitch Albom’s works are highly rated. Ditto Michael Connelly and John Krakauer.

I look for books with at least four stars out of five (or 80%). Anything lower is hit or miss. Usually, the bibliophiles get it right. Their analyses are on point.

Aside from book reviews, the site offers annual awards. GR readers vote for these honours. There is every category imaginable. From sci-fi to fantasy, biography to self-help, crime to thriller. When a book is a finalist, this is noted on their page. Thus, cherry-picking the best of the best comes easy.

You can do a lot more on GR. By signing up, you can rate and review books and mark them as read. You could also add to your reading list. Likewise, engage with other bookworms.

Rotten Tomatoes. The number one review aggregator for movies and telly. RT is invaluable for film buffs. From indie films to blockbusters, classics to new releases, the site does not discriminate. The two barometers are the Tomatometer and Audience Score. Garnering 60% across the set reviewers ensures a Fresh Rating. Eclipsing 75% equates to a Certified Fresh badge. This is coupled with a blooming tomato.

Of course, there’s more than just reviews. The site provides insight into the cast and crew. You’ll learn about the director’s other work and the actor’s filmography. Discover related releases and upcoming blockbusters.

To avoid spoilers, I just peek at the Tomatometer. I rarely read reviews, even after watching. Over the decades, the site has been controversial. For one, some movies are unable to be certified fresh given their limited release and PR. Secondly, some deserved a perfect score but a spiteful reviewer or two spoiled the bunch. A recent revamp has made it much less user-friendly. As they say, ‘If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

WordPress. A no-brainer, really, where I draft and edit my posts. Given, I have the Jetpack app. However, the web version proffers extra features. When choosing blocks, you have options. The stats are detailed. There’s also more info on your posts. Before posting, you’re prompted for tags. Most importantly, you can buy WordPress.com plans. Make admin changes. Tinker with settings. Choose themes. Redesign your site.

Since 2013, I’ve been flying with WordPress.com. I’m updated on my site’s stats. I occasionally browse my homepage. The devices may have changed, but I strive for consistency. I’ve crafted over four hundred posts. An autodidact, I’m learning every week.

Ozbargain. Australia’s number one bargain site, going on twenty years. Easily one of the nation’s most popular websites. Users can upload deals and you live for the comments and upvotes. More upvotes pushes deals to the top of the site. Some offers are highlighted, compounding their importance.

In a separate forum section, ozbargainers can debate and discuss even more deals. They give their two cents’ worth. Some posters are so knowledgeable that they are revered in the community. There’s the so-called Ozbargain badge. You must hand this in if you’re not bargain savvy. There’s also the requisite April Fool’s joke.

Over the years, I’ve managed some unmissable deals. The $100 JB gift card on Boxing Day for buying the Motorola phone. The free postage labels for eBay listings. The clearance Macpac down hoodie. Many food specials, including buy one get one free and birthday deals. A few cracking gift card offers. Free Uber One membership for a year. Free two years of DashPass (DoorDash) for becoming an Amazon Prime member. CommBank Yello prompts. Free Spotify Premium for three months.

These days, I mobilise apps more than websites. I can rattle off those I use daily: Pages, CommBank, Jetpack, FlyBuys, DuckDuckGo, Netflix, Everyday rewards, Facebook, YouTube Music, and Protonmail. The five websites persist, remaining highly relevant in this app-obsessed microcosm.

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Wellington Appreciation Day

Invent a holiday! Explain how and why everyone should celebrate.

Every 23rd of February, we should celebrate the life and times of one Wellington Ong. On this day, we champion his awesomeness. Though a veteran, he isn’t as famous as his favourite authors. However, he has released a story collection, a thick biography, and has written many poems and essays. He has more unpublished material than those that he did furnish. He’s made over four hundred blog posts on his own website. He hopes not to follow Franz Kafka’s path and attain glory sooner rather than later.

Ideas

As an emerging voice, he is more relatable than Stephen King and Michael Connelly. So far, he hasn’t released a bestseller. His books haven’t been adapted into film. He’s got lots of ideas. As the saying goes, ‘Ideas make the world go around.’

On the 23rd, activities would include reading passages from Topher Wins. There’s a lot of material to cover. Take your pick. His legacy would be felt strongly in his high school. He’s probably the first alum to publish a 300-page book. In the memoir, he discusses SAA a great deal.

Musings and workshops

Of course no Wellington Day is complete in his alma mater without Musings…The long poem must figure every year. The revolving student body will draw something out of it every Feb. The poem will mean different things to various Agnesians.

The school would also offer Workshops by Well mates. They would focus on speaking and writing skills. The finest tips are those from Topher Wins. The aim is moulding future IELTS conquerors.

The day concludes with the whole high school in the gym. There’s a poetry slam where wannabe artists spontaneously invent verses on stage. There’s also an extemporaneous speaking tilt. Entrants address topics that are meaningful to Wellington. Earlier, high school students are to paint a portrait of Wellington using watercolours. The best five works are awarded that afternoon. They are each given a medal and a certificate.

Wellington FC

Meanwhile, the spotlight will shine on Wellington FC. His most ardent supporters comprise this exclusive Facebook fan club. The number one fan is M. Ann Gonzo.

‘Sabi ng kaibigan mo layo an daw kita.’ (Your friend told me to stay away from you.)

‘Which friend?’

‘I think it was Rhea.’

‘Rhea?’

These die hards will flaunt their Wellington badges, hoping to capture his attention. They crave to one day get signed puppies este copies. They’ve waited half their lives to shake his hand.

‘Happy Wellington’

Moreover, the day would feature cheap flights from Sydney to Wellington, New Zealand. Gotta serve the masses. Instead of Kia Ora, the Kiwis would greet you ‘Happy Wellington!’

There would be a free five pack of golden kiwis. As they say, ‘Run don’t walk.’

Meanwhile, a local burger store will add The Wellington to their menu. The burger features a grilled fish fillet, tartare sauce, onion rings, lettuce, tomato, and baby spinach. Too easy.

In my university, they rename the repository as Wellington Library every 23rd. I was a frequent patron during my uni stint. I penned many essays, did my readings, prepared presentations, and scoured for textbooks. Heaps of my free time was spent there. The yearly name change is well deserved. Like in NZ, lib visitors would be greeted with a ‘Happy Wellington’.

Recitals of ‘The Green Hills of North Ryde’ would draws a horde and legion. At 76 lines, the verses embody his uni’s resilience and splendour.

Festival

Meanwhile, in my area, they’ll have the annual Wellington Festival. The highlight is the hawking of my favourite treats. Among them are paella, empanadas, and beef pho. If some would fight over soft and hard tacos, the timid little one would say, ‘Por que no los dos?’ Why can’t we have both?

Smoothies include tropical, berry, and mango nana. Top book picks are the Harry Bosch and the Jack West series as well as Mitch Albom novels. Sports biographies and self-help reads are likewise popular.

The day would feature Wellington himself reading a couple of his finest poems. Since it’s annual, he would write two standout pieces each year.

The Cup

There’s also a hoops tourney called the Wellington Cup. Four teams from his uni play a single elimination format that concludes with two finalists vying for the Cup. Expect a lot of ringless shots. Bonus points for shooting jumpers left handed. The prize is a Myer shopping spree. Everyone’s a winner.

The local cinemas would also show Wellington’s favourite productions on his special day. These include Finding Forrester, He Got Game, Moonlight, District 9, Toy Story 3, Ralph Breaks the Internet, Eyes Wide Shut, Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo, and Midsommar. He saw three of those with mates at the cinema. You could pick any two of those sessions for $23.

Wellington dog show

So we’ve got the poems, The Wellington, the greeting, and the workshops. We shouldn’t forget the pets. The annual Wellington Dog Show honours critters cute and cuddly. A whole range of options are available. There’s Pomeranians and chihuahuas. Labradoodles and Shih Tzus. Terriers and beagles. Jack Russell and Maltese. Wellington Day would not be the same without these pooches. The winner receives free dog food for 2.3 months.

Nostalgia

This list might be long but it doesn’t take away the day’s spirit. That is, waxing nostalgic for Wellington’s wide reaching influence. It’s like that movie, Pay It Forward. ‘Sharing is caring.’

Learning isn’t just about making progress. We owe it to our schools and brethren to pass on our knowledge and triumphs. Let’s give a little cheer on Wellington Day.

Bravo!

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Quick to the draw

What’s something most people don’t know about you?

I’m a quick learner. If it’s within my powers, I’ll grasp it in a hurry. Let us count the ways. I only started tuning in to tennis here in Sydney. In spite being unfamiliar, I got the hang of the scoring system right away. Game, set, and match were easy. As were breakpoints, drop shots, and aces. My hasty pickup is comparable to Fukuda in Slam Dunk. With practice, he becomes a dependable jump shooter though a subpar defender.

Proactive

I’m quite proactive. For a while, a couple of issues have nagged at me. It took time, lots of headaches, and resources. I’ve recently figured them out. By myself. Both albatrosses, in quick succession. You can’t solve those problemos without being intuitive. You can scour the net for answers that you may never find. Mind you, they weren’t easy. They’re far from uni modules. Over the past month, using this insight, I’ve applied it multiple times. No doubt, my eureka moments will save my family from more unnecessary migraines. I wished that I gleaned them sooner. ‘Better late than never.’

Dexter, the TV series, had this Asian character. Vince Masuka enjoys a similar watershed moment. He’ll figure out the Bay Harbour Butcher due to algae findings. The whole department jumped in joy and Dexter was perplexed. Turns out it was a case of premature elation. Dexter’s inside knowledge won out in the end. As per Desiderata, there will always be lesser and greater people than yourself. Embrace the challenge and practice humility. An end user should be careful and vigilant. ‘Rome wasn’t built in a day.’

Veteran move

I mentioned about being good at directions. Whether in familiar territory or beyond, I can work out the route. It’s like players on the hardwood figuring stuff out by themselves. Their helmer trusts them to play on and right the ship. The late Chuck Daly famously never called a timeout during the 1992 Barcelona Olympiad. Apparently, the original Dream Team needed no breathers. Phil Jackson is likewise notable for giving his veterans a long leash. Sometimes, he overdid this. See also: game 6 of the 2008 NBA Finals. While his team, LA, was being thrashed, he was hoarding his timeouts for next season.

Learning song lyrics is cruisy for Topher. After two or three streams, I can recall most songs that catch my ear. Too bad I couldn’t play em on the piano.

‘Elements of style’

Most importantly, I can follow style guides and grammar rules snappily. The Oxford comma is painless. I employ colons and italics correctly. I know the difference between further and farther. I also aptly use Aunt and aunt. When to start a quote on a new paragraph. Using tab stops. Formatting epigraphs. What to include in your book’s front matter. Which words to omit. How long should my preface be….

Nobody taught me how to write a short story or nonfiction book. The repository can only get you so far. Anyhow, there’s a big difference between a passive reader and an active author. No one placed a poem in my crib. I didn’t just wing it. I tried and adapted, from paragraphs to stanzas. Within months, it became second nature. Poetry is an art form. As for penning books, you don’t have to be smart. However, you must have a good understanding of English syntax and grammar. A wide vocabulary always helps. A vivid imagination is what you do need. Ideas and dialogue propel your plot forward. Quick aside: Coach Phil is also a prolific author. He’s released a number of bestsellers through the decades.

Underrated but undeterrred

Writers aren’t given enough credit. Audiences so judgmental about us that they often overlook the many months or years we put into our projects. Anyone can belittle, count posts around or walk dogs. I doubt though that they can write fifty pages. No, buying dog food doesn’t figure. Walking your canine in windy or rainy weather is animal cruelty. You don’t want the RSPCA involved.

Our pace is rapid like hoops action. There are timeouts and fast breaks, free throws, traps, and full court presses. Sometimes, we over-dribble and milk the clock. At other instances, we relinquish the ball in a blink. We need our teammates. No one can win a game by themselves. Even Michel Jordan took seven years to get his first championship ring. In this hectic world, being on the ball is highly regarded. Think of the Quirino bus tragedy. Had they been quick thinkers, many more lives would’ve been saved. Thus, we must be decisive and unafraid or we risk getting left behind.

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Black Rabbit (2025): The new Ozark

Netflix’s limited series, Black Rabbit, was released on the 18th of September. I watched it last month. It held the number one spot in Oz for a full week. Since then, Wayward and The Diplomat have followed. The former had unseated Rabbit from its perch. The series stars Jason Bateman, Jude Law, and Oscar winner Troy Kotsur (from Coda). The programme reminded me of Ozark: gritty with black humour. Bateman and Laura Linney directed episodes. In both shows, Bateman gets involved in tight spots and relocates to dodge the bastards.

Quotes

‘What happened to your finger?’

‘…but this one still works’ (gives him the finger)

The chase scene where Vince (Bateman) evades some goons was hilarious. He hits Babbit, a villain, with a coke bump then runs like a madman. The duo pursue him to a lecture hall and the stairs. The pinkie cutting scene in the lift was not for the fainthearted.

On why they were cooking hotdogs:

‘This isn’t a Yankees game. This fundraiser…’

‘…is a scam to pay off Vince’s debts’.

On Vince seeing his estranged daughter:

‘You do yoga that’s cool. What’s next the ashram with Mum?’

‘You’re gonna get us an effing plane or Jules is gonna paint on Rikers.’

Stacked

While only eight eps, the show is stacked. There’s the sibling rivalry between Vince and younger Jake (Jude Law), now more successful. He owns and manages Black Rabbit, a posh Manhattan restaurant. When Vince, the founder, skipped town, junior picked up where he left off. The future seems rosy. Vince is a train wreck but Jake couldn’t say no to his only sibling. He has long hair, a beard, and is unkempt. The series is full of betrayals. From romantic partners to platonic friendships. From bosses and their employees. A cursory look at the players will reveal that most harbour inadequacies. Some will even meet their maker.

La Familia

Vince’s return brings back unresolved tension to his hermano. Jake learns that Vince stole their father’s coin collection. He left one of the thieves for dead. Meanwhile, Vince grasps that Jake knew all along that he killed their dad. He just didn’t let on. He never harboured anger at Vince for the slaying, but rather admired his big brother’s cajones. Jake isn’t a saint himself. He begins an affair with Estelle, his best friend’s partner. He’lol step over the line for Vince. As Charlie Sheen once pronounced, ‘Duh. Winning.’

Rabbit tackles brotherly love and likewise unpacks the father-daughter bond. Vince and Jake have split from their respective partners. Jake is still part of his son’s life. Meanwhile, Vince has no contact with his grown up daughter, now a tattooist. He feels guilty for leaving his former employee paralysed after a prank.

Top of the food chain

Vince re-enters the picture owing loan sharks a fortune. He dodges and dances with them. It costs him his finger and almost some loved ones. Jake and him scout for a second restaurant. They cook up ingenious ways to pay back the baddies, including the fundraising dinner. Vince almost wins a million dollars through gambling but loses the lot on the same night. They pay back the debt but the henchmen do not stop. The twerps kill a former bartender by accident. One threatens and coerces Vince into stealing jewellery at the resto.

Both Vince and Jake are relatable. They’re flawed characters and fighters in spite of their shortcomings. Vince is hooked on coke and yet gives off this sage vibes. Jake is detestable but operates his business like a big shot. Though untrustworthy, they navigate other relationships. The brothers are manipulative among friends and loved ones. They care for themselves and their welfare. Sorry but others are collateral damage. They will lie to anyone, including the law, as long as they escape in one piece.

Smashed Watermelon

During the holdup, Jake recognises Vince in spite of his balaclava. Wes, Jake’s best friend, tries being the hero. He keeps moving despite instructions to the contrary. He gets shot in the chest and conks out in the hospital. Meanwhile, the baddie is about to silence Jake. Playing the concerned brother, Vince shoots the killer in the head. His noggin explodes like a smashed watermelon.

This is actually the series’s opening scene. However, the identities of the tandem aren’t revealed until closer to the end. We glean that Jake is complicit in the situation, though he evades involvement when questioned. Furthermore, we find out that he wiped CCTV footage from his resto to collect $$ for his brother’s debts. He has no empathy for his staff. Lies beget more lies, until Jake couldn’t tell the truth anymore.

Running like a madman

Sensing danger, Vince does what he knows best: running away. He learns about Wes’s demise from a Times Square screen. He buys a burner phone and pays for it with a pricey gold necklace. He had no cash on hand. He visits the jewellery fencer, who takes aeons to appraise his loot. Vince discovers that he’s been played. He escapes with stacks of bills. He becomes NY’s most wanted man overnight. He retreats to the crime scene and reunites with Jake. Vince seems resigned to his bleak fate, before jumping to his own death. True to form, in death as in life, Vince never takes accountability for his actions.

Fresh

The series holds a fresh score on Rotten Tomatoes, above sixty percent. They liked Bateman and Law’s performances but the edginess was ‘off-putting’. Still, the NF audience has spoken and Black Rabbit got the mass’s tick of approval. It had a good run at the top.

In case you’re wondering, the show’s title may have been inspired by the Tom Clancy book, Red Rabbit. Another possibility is the Vincent Gallo feature, The Brown Bunny. I bought the DVD version of the latter, before reselling it after a one-time watch. The movie was uneventful but decades since its release, still has shock value. Jude Law was in Contagion, which I saw at the cinemas.

Rating: 3.5/5

Wayward, the show that supplanted BR at #1
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I was raised on Spark Avenue

What is something others do that sparks your admiration?

The technical

I’ll give a recent example. A while ago, I watched the film, No Hard Feelings. The protagonist (Andrew Barth Feldman) surprises his date (Jennifer Lawrence) by playing ‘Man Eater’ on the piano. His impressive technical skills were on full display. This captivated the whole restaurant. When he ended the piece, he got a warm ovation. Lawrence was astonished that he would do that for her. He had learned the chords last week.

I wish I could do likewise to impress a lady. Perfecting the song after a week’s duration is swell. Imagine if, by chance, a piano appeared beside us. I’d play and sing ‘Killing Me Softly’. Hopefully, I’ll get a warmer reception than Will (Hugh Grant) in About a Boy.

Upon finishing the movie, I wondered which is more difficult. Playing an intermediate song à la ‘Man Eater’ on the piano or penning a full length poetry collection. For a novice, it would take up to six months to pull off the former. A veteran writer would need much more than a half year to write, curate, edit, and publish a book of poems. Both jobs are not for the fainthearted.

Reaction

Feldman’s singing wasn’t what impressed me. The crowd was left speechless. Playing on the piano is more immediate than releasing a poetry manuscript. You must know the nuances of the keys and the melody. Making music seems simple but in truth is complex. Feldman was a teener in the film, adding to his mystique. In real life, he does really play various instruments. It’s true that he learned ‘Man Eater’ for the film.

Different

As for Topher, I have a different medium. I’ve used poetry to convey my feelings. Having an excellent long-term memory helps. I could remember details from decades past, which was interpreted as ‘taking notes’. It’s like that firm’s ad. I can see past zebra stripes and ‘spot the difference’.

One of my better poems was described as ‘This is treasure’ and ‘it’s never palpak.’

It’s nice to know that I made others happy and that my couplets are appreciated.

Oscar Robertson, the NBA’s original triple double king

Three up

Good things come in threes. On the NBA court, a triple double for me is the ultimate validation. Seeing superstars rack up huge numbers never fails to amaze me. When they win the ballgame, it’s even more impressive. Filling up the stat sheet is the league’s best indication of versatility.

In entertainment or the performing arts, the triple threat usually pertains to competence in acting, singing, and dancing. Meanwhile, the triple crown of acting is for film, telly, and the stage. In case you’re wondering, the elusive egot honours telly, music, film, and the theatre.

Triple threat

Back to writers, we also have triple threats. Excelling in three genres sparks my curiosity. I mentioned Kurt Vonnegut in my memoir. He was a prolific writer with a storied career. After fighting in the war, he wrote novels, stage plays, and nonfiction. As I observed, ‘he was a writer of tremendous versatility’.

He may not have won the Oscar or Pulitzer but he garnered the hallowed respect of the literary world. I’ve read two of his books: Slaughterhouse Five and Cat’s Cradle. Both have his trademark dark humour.

One guy who did win it all was Albert Camus. In his forties, he had received the Nobel Prize. The Stranger, a novella, is his most famous piece. It’s his only work that I’ve crested. He also wrote The Plague. Camus’s philosophy background shows in his writing. He was stellar in fiction, nonfiction, and the stage. His work is an acquired taste as a result of his absurdist background.

One-trick pony

Most popular authors stick to their strengths. Stephen King, Karin Slaughter, and Dan Brown concentrate on their bread and butter. Among bestselling authors, you rarely see trebles. They are more common in literary fiction or prizewinning writers. Aside from their meal ticket, some dabble in nonfiction, plays, poetry, or screenwriting.

Personally, I’ve tried my hand in three literary forms. Fiction, nonfiction, and poetry. My stories is escapism and parallel universes. Nonfiction is nostalgic. My poetry recalibrates my limits and is very expressive. Writers should be well-rounded. Branch out, innovate, and adapt or you’ll be left behind.

Once, there was this hulking NBA player. A college standout, he became an unsung backup in the L. The announcer pointed out that his dearth of new skills ensured he was treed to the bench. He never added to his arsenal. There was no new floater or pull-up jumper. Ergo, authors should never settle for complacency. We must keep trying and exploring new frontiers.

‘The sky’s the limit.’

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Secret Skill

What skill would you like to learn?

This week’s title is taken from a retro Semisonic song. Months ago, I uncovered the gem via Spotify. With its catchy tune, it has remained on my YouTube playlist. I’d like to be a painting maestro. Let us count the ways.

First to the floor

As early as primary school, I made a giant leap as a writer. Drawing and painting were very much part of our curriculum. My primary and secondary years were littered with art projects. Not the case at uni, where I intentionally shunned them. Playwrights and John Milton were fine as those were my strengths. In contrast, I did not look forward to drawing portraits.

The quick brown fox

Call me creative and artistic. A quick learner, I can finish books and write lengthy poetry. I can apply inspiration, life experience, and references to my projects. I’ve never penned a play, the only major literary form missing from my resume. Personally, crafting paintings is an outlet. I’d channel my emotions on the canvas.

I may be a dedicated author but we must step out of our comfort zone. I’ve been an inconsistent painter. I have my moments. Sometimes, I produce good output. Many moons ago, I impressed my teacher with my sea painting. With the right implements and focus, I can be okay. I’ll focus on nature panoramas and simple scenery. Unlike actor Anh Do, I won’t compete in the Archibald Prize.

Niche business

I wouldn’t end up with a stick figure or a half-assed illustration either. I’m long past that phase. Artists have many other options. Being a sculptor, musician, actor, and director are some of them. A screenwriter seems a natural progression for me. Like penning poetry, it remains a niche profession. Screen writing classes at uni did not interest me. Instead, I pursued playwriting seminars. Speaking of the stage, we tackled Edvard Munch and The Scream. When I saw District 9 with a friend, I talked about being a script writer. The director’s originality blew me away. That was the exception though, rather than the norm.

Then and now

Munch’s portraits were very different for his time. Definitely someone that I look up to. Fernando Amorsolo focused on Filo landscapes and culture. Widely regarded as the finest Filo painter, ahead of Juan Luna and his Spolarium. Quick aside: one of my new book’s sections is called Scholarium. Amorsolo was the first ever National Artist. Even Jose Rizal, the First Filipino, tried his hand at painting. Finally, Pablo Picasso epitomised the modernist movement. A national treasure, his portraits were distinctive. Blending elements, they proffered a deeper meaning. A muse inspired Picasso’s later works. Painting their portraits, like Picasso, would be really cool. Writing poems is one thing but creating fuller art is another.

The changing times have not diminished art’s prominence. The Louvre in Paris remains a must-see. It’s etched on everyone’s bucket list. Famous artworks regularly sell for a fortune at auctions. Paintings like the Mona Lisa have inspired bestsellers, including The Da Vinci Code. Ditto Matthew Reilly’s Jack West series. Heck, people shell out millions for Banksy’s efforts. The Mission Impossible franchise has featured the recovery of plundered artworks. The French series Lupin involves a serial conman outsmarting the rich. He plans elaborate heists before sharing his loot with the destitute. A modern take on Robin Hood.

The archeologist and the artist

Way back, I’ve had classmates who were artists. Let’s face it, most musicians and painters won’t get the recognition and income that they deserve. They carry on because they’re passionate, not to get rich or famous. In general, the arts isn’t a discipline that’ll make millionaires. History is littered with countless artists who disappeared alongside their precious. In this regard, archeology is more straightforward. If they unearth a mangled skeleton, that’s already a win-win. Meanwhile, a writer could present five hundred pages to the world and still be disappointed. Insert grumpy smiley.

My aspirations have evolved. As a child, I yearned to be a scientist. Then a business tycoon. In high school, I went for the heavens: a pilot and astronaut. By college, I was set on becoming an author. Johnny Kim showed us that you could excel in everything. He’s a former Navy officer, a licensed physician, and now an astronaut. Comedian Ken Jeong is also a doctor. Natalie Portman can speak five languages fluently. In addition, heaps of actors are also models or helmers. Ditto with singers who moonlight as songwriters or dancers. Being a triple threat has become easier. Nowadays, they aim for the egot. Multitasking isn’t groundbreaking. As long as earthlings have missions, bigger goals will be on the horizon.

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Wellington’s Finest

TL;DR

My top four poems are:

Mi Primer Adios (My First Farewell). 70 lines.

My Flick. A parody of a movie theme song. 68 lines.

The Green Hills of North Ryde. A tribute to uni life. 76 lines

Musings (2025 version). Published in our high school yearbook, remastered this year. The titular poem in my collection. 72 lines.

Four poems. Three unpublished and forthcoming. All of them around seventy lines and to be included in Musings: Poems Selected and New. So far, I’ve written about 300 pages of poesy. Good for three full-length collections. I’ve shared some of them on this site. The other weekend, I contacted Apple tech support. Lou, a Pinay, asked about my battery usage. I retorted, ‘Pages, 69%’.

‘69%? You must be doing something IMPORTANT.’

‘Yes, I’m editing my first poetry book. Have you heard of Mi Ultimo Adios by Jose Rizal?’

(Thinking) ‘Yes.’

‘My lead poem is Mi Primer Adios. My First Farewell.’

She seemed impressed. She told me that she was excited to read it. I stressed that I haven’t released it yet.

Allow me to discuss my top four, with some excerpts.

Mi Primer Adios. Rizalesque in style and scope, this will anchor my poetry debut. Hands down, my most impressive piece. The best verses appear on the back cover. Some of the lines mobilise an abacc rhyme scheme. I mostly followed Rizal’s technique. If it was read in the US Congress, as Adios was, then that’s good enough for me. I’ll go with what works.

‘My desperate yearnings as a schoolboy

My true fantasy, a dreamer full to the brim

Were clocking you, beauteous, radiant but coy

Your dreary eyes wide open, angelic face held nigh

Ready for the next decade, prepped to fly’

My Flick. A parody of My Dick, the theme song of Harold and Kumar: Escape from Guantanamo Bay. A catchy and comic tune, it plays on the end credits. The most entertaining poem I’ve written, verse for verse. Its lightheartedness left an impact on me. This inspired me to pen my own version. My Flick is the only parody of the quartet. The last written of my top four poems. I had a blast drafting this piece. In classic couplet style, minimal editing was required. Last year, a classmate asked me how long it took to produce these poems.

I’m used to writing couplets, so not that long.

Wow intelligent, she typed.

Smiling emoji.

‘My flick size of Titanic

Your flick downright Satanic

My flick got every dawg lovin’

Your flick left the crowd fumin’

My flick made Tourette’s stop

Your flick saw girlfriends slap

My flick too darn weepy

Your flick so bad it’s scary

My flick hotter than fish grease

Your flick rioters from Greenpeace

My flick fit for a royal

Your flick botched buccal

The Green Hills of North Ryde. The title is taken from a Hemingway read on Africa. As per above, it’s an ode to my university. There I gained a Bachelor’s and an Honours degree. Green Hills is built like Musings. I used the reverse consonance rhyming. Popularised by my ‘friend’, Jose Garcia Villa. This involves inverting the first and last consonants of the last word. Like Harry Potter and expelliarmus, I’m getting good at it. A fair amount of poems in my collection utilise this method.

‘Inferno’s, gari ngaya impierno’ (Inferno’s it’s like hell)

Auntie’s sentiments at the restaurant after my honours graduation nom nom nom

She told the waiter that Heineken is German he said it was Dutch

The brown leather seats not impressing Auntie pleasing her was hard

Musings. I’ve come a long way since this was featured unedited on my high school yearbook’s final page. At sixteen, I was making waves. Like Green Hills, I used an acronym for my Alma mater. Four lines to each stanza. Making it 72 verses in total. With an alternate rhyme, it’s the only shoo-in across my drafts. The collection wouldn’t be Musings without the titular poem.

Since day one on her age old scene

I found my promise and heard the colours

My intensity never dies so sounds were seen

An incendiary sight inspiring hollers

So, that’s it, a teaser of my current project. All passionate and a joy to read. The rhyme scheme may differ. The themes are dissimilar. His ingenuity remains.

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Best. Album. Ever.

What’s your all-time favorite album?

I usually go for older music. I grew up on Snow Patrol (SP), The Fray, The Script, and Newton Faulkner. More recent go-to’s include George Ezra and Ed Sheeran. I love Eyes Open by SP. The whole disc is chock full of sleeper hits. My fave on the album is Open Your Eyes. It reminds me of Let It Be by the Beatles. Chasing Cars has been deemed as the most played song of the naughts. Back when radio was in vogue, it was everywhere.

I have Faulkner’s first two albums. Dream catch me got massive airplay in Australia. Those were the days. Other songs like Tear drop and photograph solidified his effort. Some of the tracks were featured on TV shows.

The Show

I recall going to Enmore Theatre with a friend. The Script had just released their debut album and we headed to their first ever Aussie concert. The place was reasonably packed but not bursting at the seams. The current Aussie Idol opened proceedings. Soon, we heard Danny O’Donaghue belting We Cry, The Man who can’t be Moved, and Breakeven. It finished around twelve. I took the bus home.

Mitty

I saw Walter Mitty with a pal. We both liked the film, though it got mixed reviews. Starring Ben Stiller and Kristen Wiig, the picture had gorgeous shots of Iceland. Mitty had Adam Scott as the villain. His recent roles are in Big Little Lies and Severance.

A few years ago, I purchased the soundtrack off eBay. It was sent from the US. This has since become a personal fave. The whole cd is robust. Jose Gonzalez has two songs, Step Out and Stay Alive. Icelandic band, Of Monsters and Men, impress with Dirty Paws. Jack Johnson has the Pina Colada Song. Finally, Rogue Wave delivers with Lake Michigan. The latter represents my pick of the album. It’s invigorating, catchy, and snappy.

So long, CD’s

As you’ve probably heard, I’ve made the move to YouTube Music. I do not buy CD’s anymore. This has been the trend: people subscribing. With these streaming services, you can leave your CD racks at home. Music is mobile.

As it stands, the days of collecting CDs may be gone for good. With the convenience of mobile phones, CDs have become dispensable. Like watching movies, why spend more on one album when music streaming gets you access to a full library?

Vinyl records have made a comeback, but CDs are more unlikely to do so.

Music and Stories

As an author and poet, I can see the similarities between musicians and me. Albums are like books. Each track matters, just as chapters or sections hold weight. They create music and we perfect stories. They have lyrics and we’ve got verses. We both dedicate hours, days, and months to perfecting our projects. We edit our material with a fine-tooth comb. They use guitars, bass, and keyboards. We mobilise MS Word, professional editors, and reversed consonance rhyming.

We end up with inspired pieces, relayed to the world. If singers have concerts, writers have book launches. They’ve got the Billboard Top 100; we’ve got the Times Best Sellers. Being prolific over time gives you a body of work. Consistency is key.

The question is: which player will you pine for? ‘Por que no los dos.’

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